
I used to. Until we moved back to Arizona. Out here, it seems like everyone and their mother drives one of these things. Every morning when I drive to work I watch people drop their three year olds off at preschool in HUMMER's. An army vehicle for preschool? I've seen people park them in spaces made for compact cars and then act "confused" when the people parked on either side of them can't get into their cars.
Today I saw a yellow hummer that was all detailed with pink and purple ocean waves. It was hideous! I can't imagine looking a Dan and saying, "schnookums, instead of a nice reliable Toyota, lets get a Hummer!" To me, Hummer owners seems to be overcompensating for something. Perhaps low self-esteem? Perhaps they are not a physically as endowed as they had hoped they would be?

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